Please do not email regarding services you may offer to improve my web site or provide other services. I’m not interested in products and services from which you think I might benefit. I know this won’t work as bots don’t read, but it makes me feel better!

Otherwise, contact me because … maybe you are an old friend, or it was your birthday recently or you received a card with three seagulls …

I took the contact details off… cos I just get spam.